Gay/Lesbian Marriage
Bush Insanity Alert!
This was sent to me, and was so wonderful I had to post! Wish I'd written it myself.
Context: The Presidential Prayer Team is currently urging us to:
"Pray for the President as he seeks wisdom on how to legally codify the
definition of marriage. Pray that it will be according to Biblical
principles. With any forces insisting on variant definitions of
marriage, pray that God's Word and His standards will be honored by our
government." This is true.
Any good religious person believes prayer should be balanced by action.
So here, in support of the Prayer Team's admirable goals, is a
proposed Constitutional Amendment codifying marriage entirely on
biblical principles:
- A. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one
man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5)
- B. Marriage shall not impede a man's right to take concubines, in
addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron
11:21)
- C. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin.
If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut 22:13-21)
- D. Marriage of a believer and a non-believer shall be forbidden. (Gen
24:3; Num 25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)
- E. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the
constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be
construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)
- F. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the
widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does
not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe, and be
otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10;
Deut 25:5-10)
- G. In lieu of marriage, if there are no acceptable men in your town,
it is required that you get your dad drunk and have sex with him (even
if he had previously offered you up as a sex toy to men young and
old), tag-teaming with any sisters you may have. Of course, this rule
applies only if you are female. (Gen 19:31-36)
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Other Sites:
Web Kat
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Want to see a "real" gay marriage? Visit Sandy and Molly's Holy Union Site
for a look at a great holy union service for two of my dearest friends.
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